I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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