If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Text me some of your sweat
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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