I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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