Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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