Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
i think i just lost a toe
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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