piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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