I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Randomize
