I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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