But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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