Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Too much gin, very little bucket
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize
