quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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