I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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