no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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