question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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