I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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