I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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