May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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