I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Randomize
