plz talk dirty to me
My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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