So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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