Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
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