No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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