And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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