His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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