either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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