names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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