Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I want a musical about memes.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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