How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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