what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Randomize
