We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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