all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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