Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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