im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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