They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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