hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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