Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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