I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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