Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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