then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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