found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
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