operation harelip BJ is a go
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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