He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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