Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
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