I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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