you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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