No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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