dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
