Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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