All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
