Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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